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marie_witch
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marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
|  Subject: Re: post lang toh  Sun May 10, 2009 11:29 pm | |
| MAre1: mare, pede ba d2 muna ako sa inyo, lumayas kasi ako sa min dahil buntis ako!
Mare2: dapat dun ka sa nakabuntis sayo pumunta.
Mare1: Kaya nga dto ako pumunta eh. anjan ba si pare? | |
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marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
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marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 11:30 pm | |
| Anak: nay ang galing ng teacher ko
Nay: bat naman?
Anak: tinuruan kami ng magandang asal
nay: e di marunong ka na gumalang at mag-po at opo?
Anak: Natural!! tanga ka ba?
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marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
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marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 11:34 pm | |
| The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
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marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 11:36 pm | |
| Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." | |
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nique_xclusiv
Posts : 1510
Points : 1584
Join date : 2009-05-07
Age : 33
Location : iloilo city
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Mon May 11, 2009 11:16 pm | |
| juZ WAnNa SAy SORI SA PG PaplaD N KevIn... KaSaLANAn KEw tO.. SoRI TALagA...
DIE.. sORi HuHh..dAHil SaKin.. nADamAY kapa.. MGA MemBeRs aND STafF Na NAdAMAY DAHil SaKin.. Im SORi... D KEw NaMAn KAsi AKAlAIn nA mAG KAkA gAnYaN SI keViN Eh.....
KEVIN.. kahit anung gawin mo... kahit mg pakamatay ka dyan..d kew iiwan ang site na to...dahil lng sa katulad mew..!!! | |
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marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Tue May 12, 2009 12:38 am | |
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bHaBiE q!_13
Posts : 1345
Points : 1451
Join date : 2009-05-08
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Location : U N I V E R S E :)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Thu May 14, 2009 12:58 am | |
| hahahahahhaha.,  | |
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nique_xclusiv
Posts : 1510
Points : 1584
Join date : 2009-05-07
Age : 33
Location : iloilo city
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Thu May 14, 2009 6:51 am | |
| lolz... alabyumur sizee kew... | |
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bHaBiE q!_13
Posts : 1345
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Age : 30
Location : U N I V E R S E :)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Mon May 18, 2009 12:47 am | |
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eubz_phantom
Posts : 28
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Join date : 2009-05-07
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 24, 2009 10:19 pm | |
| bleehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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