-|- WAMABUH -|- Walang Magawa SA Buhay -|- WAMABUH -|-
|
| | | post lang toh |  |
| | |
| Author | Message |
|---|
marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
 |  Subject: post lang toh  Sun May 10, 2009 9:21 am | |
| Promoter: Misis, kapag pinaghalo ang breeze at tide, bubula kaya?
Misis: aba syempre!
Promoter: Mali!
Misis: Bakit naman?
Promoter: Dahil walang tubig. | |
|  | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:22 am | |
| Feels great 2 b in bed waiting 4 sleep to cum. As sum1 rubs ur back, up 2 ur neck, ur ears, den u hir a soft whisper…"shhh hanapin mo ang mga pumatay sa akin." | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:22 am | |
| Nun riding a taxi.
Driver: I’d like to ask a favor if I may, sister. I have always fantasized kissing a nun.
Nun: OK. But first u have to be a catholic. Second, u hav 2 b single.
Driver: I am both catholic and single.
<>
Driver: thank you sister. But I must admit I lied 2 u. I am married and a muslim.
Nun: That’s OK. Im on my way to a costume party and my real name is Allan. | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:23 am | |
| better late than pregnant.
pag may tyaga, gud luck!
aanhin pa ang damo, kabayo ba ako?
pag binati ka ng bato, kawawa ka naman.
kung may isinuksok, may mabubuntis!
its better to give, much better to receive.
cleanliness is next to godliness. Oiliness is next to blemishes.
ang taong naglalakad na matulin, pawisin.
pagkahaba-haba ng prusisyon, mauubusan din ng kandila.
honesty…is such a lonely word. | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:24 am | |
| "May imported na bra na gling pa sa bansang america...na binibenta lng na nagkakahalagang 25 centavos lmang..kso..may paktori depek....nagiging ka may pag gabi!!!!!!
| |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:25 am | |
| Hirap umibig, hirap din umiyak.
Hirap, magmahal, hirpa din masaktan.
Hirap umasa, hirap ding mabigo.
Pero pinakamahirap sa lahat...
ang maligo tapos ang tabo mo ay bote ng yakult!
| |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:26 am | |
| CREATIVE PINOY MEALS
Totoo yan! Nasa baba yung picture nung lugar . . .
Pinoys Favorite Food:
THIS WAS POSTED IN ONE RESTAURANT NEAR NAIA AIRPORT,
so, maybe next time you are around the area, you may
as well dine-in there, and check out their menu; AS
YOU GO ON, IT'S BECOMING INTERESTING AND MORE
FLAVORFUL!!! (this is based on true facts...)
1. TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
2. LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
3. HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
4. PORKSILOG - Pork, Sinangag, Itlog
5. CHICKSILOG - Chicken, Sinangag Itlog
6. AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
7. LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
8. PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
9. KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
10. PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
11. MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
12. BAHAW - Bakang Inihaw (akala ninyo kaning lamig ano)
13. KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw
14. HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
15. HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
16. HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpekan
17. PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpekan, Monggo,
Malasado, Laing, Kilawin
18. DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
19. DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
20. BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
21. BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape,Molong Pancit
22. KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong
23. KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
24. SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
25. SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,Tortang Talong,
Pancit - Take out
26. SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,Tortang Talong, Pancit,
Halo-halo
27. SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA! - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang
Talong, Pancit... Take out with Ketchup
28. PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
29. PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
30. PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
31. PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,Saging + Yosi
32. PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,Kape
33. PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
Kape, Inihaw na Bangus,
Maruya,Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit
34. SUBO! - Sugpo, Bopis
35. SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
36. SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
37. SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
38. SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki,Kochinta
39. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta,
Bihon, Tawilis
40. SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as #39, minura mo lang yung
waiter kasi ang tagal ng order.
NOW, YOU BELIEVE, FILIPINO CUISINE MENUS CAN BE SO
APPETIZING, SERVE WITH SIZZLING LIBIDO... ENJOY YOUR
MEAL, BON APPETITI!!! | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:29 am | |
| nakitah ko sa isang site ang weird
Natagpuan Na!
Pagkatapos ng isang bilyong taon...
Natagpuan din ang prutas na
kinain ni Eba na naging sanhi ng
pagkakaalis nila sa paraiso...
(in fairness mukha syang sayote.. L )
Kayo na lang ang humusga
kung bakit niya ito nagustuhan.. totoo ba yan? | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:30 am | |
| Erap & some companions went to a drinking bar,
when he noticed a warning sign “Below 18 not allowed”
Erap said,wag na tayong tumuloy,11 lang tayo eh. | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:31 am | |
|
A machine invented to catch thieves was being tested.
In UK, it caught 50 thieves in 30 mins.
In Spain, it caught 110 thieves in 30 mins.
In Philippines, within 15 mins, the machine was stolen! hehe
| |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:32 am | |
| Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED" | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:33 am | |
|
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
"VIRGINITY is not DIGNITY.
It's just a lack of opportunity!" | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:33 am | |
| MISIS: Inday, napansin ko ang barong ni Sir mo, lagi na lang may lipstik!
MAID: Opo nga Mam, mukhang niloloko na TAYO ni Sir ah! | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:33 am | |
| TATAY: "Pesteng buhay toh!
merong kaldero, walang biGAS!
merong lampara, walang GAS!
merong gripo, walang taGAS!
dagdagan pa ng asawang walang huGAS huGAS!
paano pa? hehehe !!" | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:33 am | |
| A young man ask an old man.
"Sir, what is retirement?"
Old man: "Retirement is when you are replaced by a computer at work and a vibrator at home.." | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:34 am | |
| A farmer went to the river and saw five (5) nude girls swimming.
The girls protested, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
Farmer: "it's Ok, I'm here to feed the crocodiles!" | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:34 am | |
| HEADLINE:
"Dalawang lola nag jogging sa plaza ginahasa!"
Kinabukasan...
Plaza nagkagulo!
Nagtrapik!
Libu-libong lola nag jo-jogging! | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:34 am | |
| A boss interviewed four girls for secretary...
He asked each one this question: A lady has two mouths.
What is the difference between the two mouths?
1st: One can talk, and the other can not talk.
2nd: One is vertical, and the other is horizontal.
3rd: Only one is hairy.
4th: Upper one is for my use, and the lower is for my boss.
THE LAST ONE WAS HIRED!! | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:35 am | |
| TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa isang babae na sobrang mataba siya ng hindi sya mababastos?
SAGOT: "uhmm, excuse me Miss.. Mang Tomas ba ang lotion mo?.." | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:35 am | |
| GIRL: Mommy, bakit yung bird ng neighbor nating kalaro ko parang champoy..?
MOMMY: Hahaha! Bakit? maliit ba?
GIRL: Hindi Mommy.. Maalat kasi eh!
| |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:36 am | |
| MAID: Ma'm, ni-ra-pe ako ng magnanakaw kagabi..
MADAM: Bakit di ka sumigaw?
MAID: Eh.. akala ko po si Sir, pero nung makadalawa..
Nagduda na ako! | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:36 am | |
| SA BOTICA..
CUSTOMER: (pabulong) 'Day, isang co-nd-om nga..
SALESLADY: Sayz Sir!
CUSTOMER: (nahiya) small lang.. hehehe..
SALESLADY: hindi Sir, sayz pisos ang isa!
| |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:36 am | |
| Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed. Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.." | |
| | | | nique_xclusiv
Posts : 1510
Points : 1584
Join date : 2009-05-07
Age : 33
Location : iloilo city
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:44 am | |
| heheheh...whaaaaaaaaa... nice jokes sizee kew | |
| | | | marie_witch
Posts : 1121
Points : 1169
Join date : 2009-05-08
Age : 31
Location : sa pinakaduLo ng empyerno..:)
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh Sun May 10, 2009 9:45 am | |
| hahaha kitah mu ung may pic sizzee hahaha | |
| | | | Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: post lang toh | |
| |
| | | | | | post lang toh | |
|
Similar topics |  |
|
| | Permissions in this forum: | You cannot reply to topics in this forum
| |
| |
| |
|
